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Sunday, December 14, 2008

noMe:tats it
Me:i give up on you!
waihian:that's it, it what ?
Me:im divorcing you!!
waihian:oh really ?
waihian:prepare the paper work .
waihian:i'm ready for it .
Me:joking lah
Me:sound so serious
waihian:and you, pay for divorcing fees .
waihian:( come on, play along with me )
Me:ok
Me:why me?
waihian:( quick -.- )
waihian:what why me ?
waihian:i mean you
Me:why must i pay for it
waihian:because, u're the one whom want to divorce me .
Me:but your agreed to it
waihian:you start the topic first .
waihian:so, you must pay for it .
waihian:because u said u want to divorce me
Me:[sigh]
waihian:is your problem , not mine .
waihian:u're the one who want to divorce .
Me:after 8 years of marridge,
waihian:to make things neat, let's divorce right now
Me:having 2 kids
Me:you stupid flirter!
waihian:oh really ?
Me:my PI saw you with another women!!
waihian:aint you, the one who keep flirting with so many guys in the coffeeshop ?
Me:i didnt
waihian:i saw it with my own eye s
Me:after my PI saw you with another women
waihian:don't denined
Me:i saw you at the pub,kissing & hugging the same lady!!
waihian:it's because that lady send herself to me .
waihian:blame her, not me .
Me:you hugged her so affectionately
waihian:guys .. i seized every chance they got .
waihian:they *
waihian:not i *
waihian:( typo )
Me:bought her a ring with her name engraved on it!
Me:& i,for 8 years,dont even have 1!!
waihian:no, i didnt .
Me:dont deny
waihian:she's the one who is doing it .
waihian:not me .
waihian:after the pub, i never contact her already .
Me:liar!
waihian:because, i still remember you and my two kids .
Me:i saw you & her going to a hotel
waihian:aint a liar .
Me:what did you do!!
Me:[cries]
waihian:i was doing some paper work .
waihian:she's my client , what do you expect ?
Me:look at the photos my PI took
waihian:i have to entertain her .
Me:why were you on her on the bed?!
waihian:if not, the company would lose $2 million .
waihian:i did not .
Me:you did
waihian:i didnt even go bed with her .
Me:look at the photos!
Me:stop denying
waihian:come on , -.-
i didnt even see the pi coming in the room ,
how could he took those kind of pictures .
waihian:they must be fake .
Me:no
Me:my PI has the top gadgets
waihian:you hired a PI , because you dont trust me .
waihian:i swear to god, i didnt even go bed with her .
Me: wat is this?!
waihian:since you dont trust me so much, why dont we divorce right now ?
waihian:it is quite irratating when u said all those mean words to me .
waihian:is aint the truth .
Me:i went to the hospital for a check up,
waihian:you keep blabbering all those unreal stuff .
waihian:so, what's the result ?
Me:3rd child
waihian:whose child is that ?
Me:yours...
Me:ours...
waihian:you sure ?
Me: i didnt have any guy all the while
waihian:because, i saw you went a guy's house .
waihian:to a guy's house *
waihian:( sry typo -.- )
Me:my friend
waihian:oh really ?
waihian:why do i hear those screaming and laugter ?
Me:all my friends had a gathering so we all went
waihian:i only saw 2 pairs of shoe .
Me:we were watching a horror & a scary movie
Me:no
Me:the rest was inside
waihian:but didnt i hear the sound of the tv ?
waihian:stop lying .
Me:those were my friends slippers
Me:i swear i nvr lie
waihian:i clearly heard that u were in his room .
Me:no i wasnt
waihian:and you keep shouting " please be gentle "
Me:no i didnt
waihian:you did .
waihian:i was just standing outside the house
Me:he already have a wife,why would i want to do it with him
waihian:because u love him . -.-
Me:no i dont
waihian:you want to be a third party
waihian: u did .
Me:no i dont
waihian:you did .
Me:did not
waihian:and the day before
waihian:i saw him kneeling down to you . opening a box which contain a ring .
Me:it wasnt me
Me:u forgot,
waihian:and you just accept it .
waihian:what is this ?
Me:i have a friends who looks like me
Me:if you dont believe me,why dont you call cheryl?
waihian:before you went out the house, i saw you wearing the exact same clothings
waihian:i called her, she said tat she didnt even went out on that day .
Me:she did
waihian:how can you explain that ?
Me:why dont you call john then?
waihian:why must i call him ?
Me:he's the guy you any-o-how said abt me & him
waihian:he might speaking up to you .
Me:no
Me:we nvr tell lies
waihian:why no ?
waihian:sometimes, people do tell lies .
waihian:white lies for example .
Me:why would i want to lie to you?your child is with me
waihian:that child in your womb , is difinetly not mine .
waihian:because i didnt have sex with you for 6 months .
Me:is
Me:u forgot
Me:u wore a condom,but the thing tore
waihian:( what the hell -.- , lol )
Me:& you pushed too hard that i landed in hospital
Me:(haha)
waihian:hey, still remember i showed you a medical report ?
waihian:it says that i was unable to give birth to any child .
waihian:since after that car incident .
Me:no
waihian:oh ?
waihian:then , i will show you .
Me:ur child is with me
waihian:* finding the medical report *
waihian:* hands it over *
Me:*starts laughing*
waihian:the child in your womb, is not mine at all .
Me:dear,thats ur sister's report

Me:how about i show you the check up
waihian:come on, you getting old . please, wear the glasses .
waihian:it clearly stated my name.
waihian:do you want the neighbour to read aloud for you ?
Me:look at this,its the medical report of me,ur child
waihian:isnt .
Me:is
Me:ur spect is on the table
Me: go get it
waihian:hey, didnt you forgot ? i dont wear spect .
waihian:my eye sight is perfect .
Me:no
Me:ur spect is on the table
waihian:i dont wear .
Me:[ur spect is on the table lah!!]
waihian:( what the hell you talking about ? )
Me:[-.-]
Me:that child is urs for sure
Me:why not tmr we go for another check up?
waihian:oh ya ? i don't have the sperms to go in your egg
waihian:tat's so ridiculous
Me:hello?you're only 36
waihian:i had a car accident .
waihian:WHICH BURST MY BALLS .
Me:[idiot.not fun ]
waihian:unable to reproduce any more sperms already .
Me:can
waihian:( walau, just end it with a divorce and went our own paths )
Me:rmb the doctor said u still could?
Me:(idiot.not fun le...)
waihian:doctor did said that , he said tat i will be able to reproduce again , after 5 more years .
waihian:and now, is not even 2nd year .
Me:why dont we just go for another check up
waihian:fine . * stomped towards the door *
waihian:be my guest . tsk tsk . -.-
Me:(??)
waihian:* went to the hospital for a check up *
Me:see
Me:it proved that its ur child
waihian:* after weeks later *
Me:arent you happy?
waihian:LOOK, the dna says its only 60% .
waihian:or did u had sex with my brother ?
Me:no
waihian:it says it completely matches him .
Me:i clearly remembered it was u
waihian:90%
Me:no
Me:it says 100% urs
Me:its ur kid
waihian:my brother and i , were a twin .
waihian:60%
waihian:60% , come on , cant you read ?
Me:its ur child
Me:i swear i didnt had sex with someone else
waihian:or did you mistaken my brother for me ?
Me:i did not
Me:i know you had a scar on ur forehead
waihian:you think what ?
waihian:im happy potter? -.-
waihian:harry *
waihian:( LOL, typo . ahahah ! )
Me:since birth,when we first met
Me:i remembered ur mother telling my mother,
Me"dont worry,my son will marry ur daughter"
waihian:it's my mother . not me .
waihian:i was being forced to marry you .
Me:so you didnt love me at all!!
waihian:all these years, i thought love can be nuture .
Me:how could you?!
waihian:but i was wrong .
Me:[cries]
waihian:but .
waihian:when i saw you with another guy , i was furious .
waihian:and then, i went to find another girl .
waihian:just to be fair and square .
Me:i did not
Me:i swear
waihian: you did .
waihian:u were in his room
waihian:doing all those stuff
Me:if i love you,i would not do such a thing
waihian:means you dont love me huh ?
waihian:o well, is all fair .
Me:no,i love you
waihian:so, lets' divorce and find our 2nd youth .
waihian:no, you dont .
Me:i do
Me:i love you to the core that i would even die for ur sake
waihian:you love me until u went bed with your friend ?
Me:no
Me:it really wasnt me
Me:my friend & my twin were husband & wife
Me:not me
waihian:how do you explain all those noise in your friend's hose ?
waihian:house *
waihian:i tailed you .
waihian:dont lie .
Me:it really was laughter & sadness
Me:i nvr lie
Me:if i lied,i would not tell you that ur child is with me
waihian:you just covering up the mistakes tat you done
Me:i did not
Me:i really didnt
Me:im having ur child,how could i have sex with others?
Me:pls la,you're the only guy i love
waihian:proved it
waihian:prove *
Me:(how i prove?)
waihian:( i duno )
waihian:( wan end this whole thing )
waihian:( kinda sian liao )
Me:(quite fun)
waihian:( not for me -.- )
Me:(-.-)
Me:(can la,unless change topic lor)
waihian:( cannot , i nid to do laundry liao )
Me:(maid)
Me:(ok lor,end la)
Me:[kisses you]
Me:see i love you
waihian:-.-

Legend:
waihian-purple
me-green
red/blue-other conversations
waihian being the male/husband & me being the female/wife

haha,
a stupid & lame conversation actually.
today so boring,lazy update also.
tmr going out to check out the red house.
lol.

~ends~

Labels: conversations

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